Sand and Stank.

I was at the mall this evening and as I was passing Abercrombie and Fitch I almost passed out from the fumes. WHY does that store reek, and I mean REEK of men's cologne? I am not kidding when I say I can smell it on my clothes right now.....and I only passed it for ten seconds an hour ago. Good thing I always bring my gas mask to the mall. You know, just in case I come in contact with sexy male models wearing only scarves and sand.

I was also practicing my tap-dancing today, which I am not ashamed to admit. Flap-step-step-hop-shuffle-step-turn. That is called the 'traveling time-step', dearest ones. (For those of you who didn't already know.) Never EVER watch yourself tap-dancing in the mirror. It's pretty flippin' weird.